Seriously, either I’m too old or too prudish, but I can’t figure out why women need to do so much vaginal maintenance to get their man’s attention these days. I used to be a vaginal visionary, a pioneer if you will. I was the first on the block to get a Brazilian, a “landing strip,” and the unfortunate “wax-ident” I term, “The Charlie Chaplin.” Well, I don’t have proof that I was the first, but I’m pretty confident. Now, vaginal maintenance has become a truly hair razing experience.
A couple years back, there was Va-hedging (okay, I don’t know about the term, but the trend was real) think Edward Scissorhands and a bottle of semi-permanent color. You could have a red heart for V-day and a green clover for St. Patties. Then there was vajazzling: Using Swarovski crystals to add a little bling to your lady thing. I had been waiting for someone to put those crystals to better use… what timing, I’m sure it made the 115yr old company proud to be associated with such a high class fad.
Now, there’s vattooing KEEP READING (it’s worth it! oh, and comment if you can!)
Oh, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny ~ so much to comment upon, yet so speechless ….
Oddly and funny enough, I recently posted a Vajazzle video on my FB wall. What could be next??? Haha!
I would never dress up my Pe Nay Nay, that’s all I’m sayin’.
You say that Now!!!
i think some women are just bored! well, it must be for their own amusement! men don’t need any special entisement to pay a visit! LOL!!!
Seriously… We need better hobbies!
This story is hilarious. I would never bedazzle or bejewel to make my b-gina more bewitching. hee hee hee
OMG, I am howling! I saw the cover of one of the mags that mentioned VaJayJay’s and I only could imagine what the article actually said. Thank you for putting it in way funnier terms!
I think if asked, men would say how willing was the vajayjay, not how blinging.
That was so funny. I can’t some women do that sort of thing. Here I was wanting to cross my legs every time I read something using the words piercing and vagina in the same sentence and now there is tattooing.
Well, at least this is less permanent than piercing. That just seems sooo painful and not sooo attractive.