Wanna Look Like a Super Model on Your Vacation? Hit a Water Park — No matter how much cellulite, varicose veins, stretch marks, regrettable tattoos or unsightly moles you have, there is someone within a 10-foot radius of you who has more… and she is wearing a bikini.

Wanna Know Why Us Moms Can’t Relax? Shit Like This …  –Yes, every one of us has had an attempt to get a little peace backfire like this (and you men think our lives are so rosy)…

The Day My Son’s Ladybug Ran Away — Dealing with a lost pet can be extremely daunting… even if it’s a ladybug.  Top ten piece from Jenny From the Blog.  Every parent can relate… a bit too well!

Camp Phone Calls Could End My Marriage — Who knew the highly anticipated camp phone calls could be such a blow to a relationship? Oh well, when my baby is 1500 miles away from home, and I get a few minutes to talk — It’s every man, ahem mom, for herself!

Feel Your Boobies, Or Else I Will — After a lump scare in my late-20′s, I learned that all lumps are not the C-word and it’s totally okay to get to 2nd base with yourself!

The Most Embarrassing 80′s Moment You Never Had — But I Did  A humiliating, but true story that I somehow managed to suppress until very recently.  Damn the nostalgic power of 80′s music!
If you ever roller skated to something by Stxy, REO Speedwagon, or Boston, this piece is for you.

Do You Have a Move-a-Body Friend? — Here’s how you find out if you have true “Move a Body” friends. You know, peeps you could ask to do anything, like help dispose of a body, or share a “Best Friend” charm with.

The True Bane of Suburbia — The teenage wannabe gangsta.  Beware their 8 Mile lingo, tee-shirts with moderately offensive sayings, and fro-yo addiction.  They’re hoodlums alright. Well, they wear hoodies and they live in the hood, well, the middle class suburban neighbor’hood.