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	<title>Jenny  From  the  Blog presents . . . . The Suburban Jungle &#187; parenting</title>
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		<title>Too Much Knowledge Could be Bad for Your Health</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/a-little-too-much-knowledge-could-kill-you</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 19:53:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post is a perfect example of why playing dumb is underrated!!!  In a doctors office, there&#8217;s a fine line between what you should be privy to and what should not be part of a conventional, time killing conversation. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I&#8217;m one of those annoying patients who&#8217;s always trying to suck some  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Things I Wanted to do with My Life and Clearly Never Will</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 23:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Humor for anyone who has a goal they never accomplished! Ok, so it's my Birthday, a day filled with the logging of new wrinkles and the circling of new cellulite dimples that I will have to remove at 40, it has dawned on me what I have not accomplished and what I will never accomplish in life.  EVER! ]]></description>
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		<title>Jewish Mom Gone Mild &#8211; Ahem &#8211; Wild \ I&#8217;m a Jewish Mom What&#8217;s Your Excuse</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/jewish-mom-gone-wild-i-mean-mild</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 14:06:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/?p=3227</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This post is from my favorite new blog:  I&#8217;m a Jewish Mom, What&#8217;s Your Excuse?   It&#8217;s a blog about GUILT, ANXIETY, MISCONCEPTION, AGING, SEX, SARCASM, SALES, SHOPPING and OTHER SHIT. You do not have to be Jewish to read it, thought there is a reader test.  You only have to have a good sense [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Resolutions ANYONE Can Keep &#124; For 2012</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/top-ten-resolutions-for-2012</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 20:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This time of year I amuse myself by looking back at last year’s resolutions. Ones I made with the best intentions, like learning an instrument or a foreign language. Last Hanukkah I had my husband buy me a guitar. I had all the confidence in the world that by this New Year&#8217;s, I would balk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Politically Incorrect Meets the Forth Grade</title>
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		<comments>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/the-most-politically-incorrect-moment-that-i-somehow-wasnt-a-part-of#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 23:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple weeks back, I went to my son’s school as a volunteer for his holiday class party.  In an attempt to be overly PC they had all the usual non-denominational stuff: snow flake making, a toilet paper snowman contest, and other things related to snow and not Chanukah menorahs or Christmas trees or whatever [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Little Things that Make me Wanna to Convert</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/little-things-that-make-me-want-to-convert</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/little-things-that-make-me-want-to-convert#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 16:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, the to-go cup ornaments at Starbucks are really challenging my faith.  I may just have to convert.  I mean have you seen them? They&#8217;re like tiny hot and cold drinks with straws and mini logos. So cute I just want to pinch them and make tiny lattes to drink out of them.  The truth [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We Used to Play Family Now it&#8217;s &#8216;Modern Family&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/lets-play-modern-family-and-other-make-believe-games</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/lets-play-modern-family-and-other-make-believe-games#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 04:47:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What happened to playing house with Mommy Daddy and Baby?  It's been replaced with Jay, Gloria, Manny, and your favorite gay uncle, obviously.  The Modern Family prevails.]]></description>
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		<title>I Can&#8217;t Come to Terms with My Quasi-Teenage First Grader &#124; When Clueless Meets My Little Pony</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/i-cant-come-to-terms-with-my-quasi-teenage-first-grader</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/i-cant-come-to-terms-with-my-quasi-teenage-first-grader#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 22:11:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We say it all the time, &#8220;my kid’s 6 going on 16&#8243; or as I like to say, “She was born a 7th grader,” but how do you reconcile the lag in actual and perceived age? Not unlike my hubby, my kids are stuck somewhere between adulthood and infancy?  My daughter, like most little girls [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Retain Water and Lose Sanity</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/how-to-retain-water-and-lose-sanity</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/how-to-retain-water-and-lose-sanity#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 14:49:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/?p=2964</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sure, you read articles all the time on how NOT to retain water and how celebrities cleanse and diarrhetic out the toxins and cholonic out the backed up sewage, but rarely do people tell you how to retain fluids and keep those toxic invaders in and that&#8217;s why I&#8217;m writing this. to write it the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Husband is Metrophobic and My Father is Metrosexual (oh the humanity)</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/my-husband-is-metrophobic-my-father-is-metrosexual</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 16:30:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Please, I know you've heard the term.... Metrosexual: A straight man who likes shopping, manicures, trends, home décor, staring at paint chips, and reading Men’s Health.]]></description>
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		<title>My Hubby is Cocky Stubborn and Relentless &#124;What’s Wrong with Yours</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/my-hubby-cocky-stubborn-difficult-man</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/my-hubby-cocky-stubborn-difficult-man#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2011 18:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all have those little things that irk us about our spouses.  Some women tell me that their hubbies are too involved in every little decision around the house, making buying a new chair harder than getting your toddler to try broccoli.  Some women tell me their spouse&#8217;s are so tight with money that they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Everyone Farts:  Even Moms</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/mommy-farts-in-your-general-direction</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/mommy-farts-in-your-general-direction#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jenny from the Blog wins a coveted title from her family... just not one she wants.  A seriously true and and funny tale about life as a momma. You take what you can get.]]></description>
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