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	<title>The Suburban Jungle &#187; kids</title>
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		<title>Happy Meals May Start Making Children Sad  -I’m Happy About it</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 22:52:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever feel coerced into buying a Happy Meal so your child can get the toy? Well,one county in California has banned the toys from children’s meals.  What does that mean for the obesity epidemic and toy addicts like my kids?]]></description>
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		<title>I Slept With Tiger Woods</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:50:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OMG, I have to tell you guys something.  I often turn to my iCarly diary with my darkest secrets, but this one is just too juicy.   Here goes…  I slept with Tiger Woods.  You guys are probably freaking out, as Tiger’s reputation has been sooo perfect up until now.   Let me be the first to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Everyone Loves a Parade&#8230; Except My Kids &#124;for iVillage</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:30:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My children have technology induced ADD.  They are used to fast moving games, condensed shows and spoiled by immediate gratification.  They couldn't even sit through the parade, an extravaganza produced specifically for children... Could Yours?]]></description>
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		<title>What Does Walt Disney Have Against Moms?  -iVillage article</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 03:18:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of my biggest pet peeves in Disney movies is the killing off of moms. It truly irks me that when I go to a “kid flick,” I have to worry that it will reinforce the innate fear that children have about confronting their parents’ mortality.  Yes, I am aware that some Disney movies [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Day My Son’s Ladybug Ran Away</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:07:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[-Dealing with a lost pet can be extremely daunting&#8230; even if it&#8217;s a ladybug.
I can still hear the faint murmurs of my son Jake’s 40-minute meltdown when his pet ladybug, “Lady,” flew away. We kidnapped this 4 year old (or 4 day old bug &#8211; whatever the spot things mean), at the top of Mount [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Total Humilation on the Roller Rink, circa 1984</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
You know when you’re feeling a little big for your britches? (Using that phrase alone should nullify anything I’m about to say.)  Then you get a flashback, a glimpse of some past experience that is earth shatteringly embarrassing and the universe puts you right back in your place?
Well, here I am trying to parlay this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Mothering Stuff is Tough</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 12:32:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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I have something to tell you; please don’t spread it around, as it’s somewhat of a secret.  I screamed “shut up” at my son today. “SHUT UP!” not “shush” or “sshhhhh” or even “ferme la bouche.”  No, “Shut Up.” I didn’t say it in a whisper, or even hiss it through clenched teeth.  I yelled [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A League Of My Own</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 15:27:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was an issue with the first feed... sorry for the inconvenience.  Enjoy my embarrassing moment.

-Jenny from the blog]]></description>
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		<title>Adult Swim</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 15:47:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
 I had a night away this weekend, a night away.  It has been 6 months, almost to the day, since the last time I had a night away.  Yes, I am on the half year excursion plan.  Twice a year I take the long ride from Weston to Fort Lauderdale, or South Beach, or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Starbucks Is Like Its Own Country, And I Am Applying For Citizenship</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 17:35:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[

 
 
When you walk into a Starbucks it&#8217;s a little like entering another country.  Some of the language is &#8220;Italianish&#8221; and the rest is completely made up, yet universal to all citizens.  When you visit Starbucks for the first time you might be overwhelmed by the cultural gap and the language barrier.  You see, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Water Retention Is Diluting My Sanity</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/bloat-2</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:23:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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How to retain fluids and bloat up, FAST cont&#8230;
WEEK 6
My fingers are so fat, I had to dictate this. I also had to order one of those large number phones for the visually impaired, a clapper, and a medic alert necklace in case I fall and can’t… I’m scared. The fluid retention may have water [...]]]></description>
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Last month I had a scary episode. I was driving and out of nowhere I felt like I was about to lose consciousness. I was luckily in a parking lot. First, I debated if I should just put the car in park out of fear that I would pass out and glide into [...]]]></description>
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