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	<title>Jenny  From  the  Blog presents . . . . The Suburban Jungle &#187; Jenny Isenman</title>
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		<title>What Does a Gal Gotta Do to Get a Compliment Around Here &#8211; Oh Not That</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 23:06:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know what you&#8217;re thinking from the title and I&#8217;m so not going there. Though that would probably work with the hubby. But, that boat sailed on our wedding night. What? I&#8217;m Jewish, it&#8217;s in the handbook. We drop that trick from our repertoire faster than we admit to not liking football. Well, there are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Give our Dead Tree to a Hobo &#124; Obviously</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 03:22:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is what happens when you ask a bright child a simple question &#8211; you get sucked into some vortex where &#8220;kid reasoning&#8221; makes good sense and you end up regretting the question and inevitably rethinking the outcome.  This is why we should all just talk to our children less. &#8220;You wanna pick out a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Feel Your Boobies or Else I Will</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 15:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously, the funniest mammogram and self breast reminder exam ever.  Share it with all the women you love.  "Who would have thought such a brilliant plan would fall so, ahem flat, especially when the 7th grade girls pinky swore it was totally fool proof.  Yeah well, I’m still an A-cup, so whose the fool now, 7th grade girls?..."]]></description>
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		<title>How to Retain Water and Lose Sanity</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/how-to-retain-water-and-lose-sanity</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 14:49:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sure, you read articles all the time on how NOT to retain water and how celebrities cleanse and diarrhetic out the toxins and cholonic out the backed up sewage, but rarely do people tell you how to retain fluids and keep those toxic invaders in and that&#8217;s why I&#8217;m writing this. to write it the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Conversations with Produce &#124; How to Handle Ornery Oranges</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 13:44:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On my way back from a recent trip to Whole Foods, I was in my car thinking about my highly inflated purchases, and wondering how much of my food’s airfare I had paid for. My grapes were imported from from Chile, my oranges from South Africa, and my avocado from Argentina. It dawned on me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Everyone Farts:  Even Moms</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/mommy-farts-in-your-general-direction</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jenny from the Blog wins a coveted title from her family... just not one she wants.  A seriously true and and funny tale about life as a momma. You take what you can get.]]></description>
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		<title>The Day My Son’s Ladybug Ran Away &#124; Best of Jenny From the Blog</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/kids-get-attached-to-pets-huh</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/kids-get-attached-to-pets-huh#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 14:07:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dealing with a lost pet can be extremely daunting... even if it's a ladybug.  Top ten piece from Jenny From the Blog.  Every parent can relate... a bit too well!]]></description>
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		<title>Why Can&#8217;t Moms Let Boys be Boys &#124; Jenny From the Blog for Momtourage</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/why-cant-moms-let-boys-be-boys-jenny-from-the-blog-for-momtourage</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/why-cant-moms-let-boys-be-boys-jenny-from-the-blog-for-momtourage#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 19:10:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/?p=2616</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What if he doesn&#8217;t catch that kid!??? I don’t know about you, but I have a hard time with the rough-housing and horseplay that comes along with having a son. Okay, those are totally 50’s terms, yet I can’t think of a better way to say it. Girls definitely give us moms a huge mental [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Summer Trend Report : How to be a Chic Mom</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/summer-trend-report-how-to-be-a-chic-mom</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/summer-trend-report-how-to-be-a-chic-mom#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 14:55:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my latest assignment, I sat down with Andrew Taylor the director of a major company that just totally revamped to find out what&#8217;s hip for summer.  Wanna know?  You gotta watch: http://youtu.be/NvgS39SkWhA What&#8217;s your favorite trend for summer?]]></description>
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		<title>No One is Immune to Peek-a-Boo &#124; Jenny From the Blog</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/peek-a-boo-babies-with-parachutes-oh-and-the-answer-to-world-peace</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/peek-a-boo-babies-with-parachutes-oh-and-the-answer-to-world-peace#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2011 13:49:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jenny From the Blog goes beyond any beauty pageant hopeful in the question/answer portion and not only strives for World Peace she finds a means to achieve it.  Please, hold your Pulitzers until you’ve read the piece. Today, I was in a crappy mood.  I walked into Starbucks, as is my routine, with a sluggish [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Son was the Featured Student and I’m Pretty Pissed about it</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 17:36:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Any mom who gets that &#8220;featured student&#8221; backpack sent home, with a stuffed animal and journal instructions, knows why this “honor” is better left to somebody else’s kid. Last week, my son was the featured student in his class.  Oh, don’t get all congratulatory; I’m pretty sure his teacher picks the names out of a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Isabella Rossellini is Doing Duck P*O*R*N &#8212; and I Like it</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/duck-mating-is-scary-shit</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/duck-mating-is-scary-shit#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2011 14:27:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[...The drakes were like boys at a frat party gone wrong—very very wrong.  I swear one of them quacked, “No means Yes.”  Well, it was "Quack, Quack, Quack," but he said it with the same intonation (He then shot-gunned a beer and smashed the can on his beak). ]]></description>
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