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	<title>Jenny  From  the  Blog presents . . . . The Suburban Jungle &#187; Jenny from the blog</title>
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		<title>Moms of Boys are Jealous Bitches &#8211; So Here&#8217;s a Contract for Potential Future Wives</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:38:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The day a baby boy is born you begin to worry about the evil wench who is going to steal him away.  And rightfully so, one day some harlot is going to try and make him hers, but you know what?  He asked you to marry him first.  Sure he was 4, but you win Moms, YOU WIN!  Now, if said harlot could simply sign this contract you can give him to her with your blessing.  This is for any Mom of a boy... ]]></description>
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		<title>Too Much Knowledge Could be Bad for Your Health</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 19:53:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post is a perfect example of why playing dumb is underrated!!!  In a doctors office, there&#8217;s a fine line between what you should be privy to and what should not be part of a conventional, time killing conversation. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I&#8217;m one of those annoying patients who&#8217;s always trying to suck some  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Things I Wanted to do with My Life and Clearly Never Will</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 23:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Humor for anyone who has a goal they never accomplished! Ok, so it's my Birthday, a day filled with the logging of new wrinkles and the circling of new cellulite dimples that I will have to remove at 40, it has dawned on me what I have not accomplished and what I will never accomplish in life.  EVER! ]]></description>
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		<title>The Jesus Question All Jews Dread &#124; Funny Shit I Wrote Elsewhere</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 17:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This conversation occurred a couple days ago.  What it taught me? As my children get older, I’m less capable of competent parenting.

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		<title>Mom: Can you Die of Constipation&#8230; Elvis Did</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 17:01:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My son&#8217;s birthday is the same day as the King.  Oh, you know, THE King.  This is the enlightening conversation we had to commemorate his birthday.  I hope the King had other conversations to eavesdrop on at the time. Jake: Elvis died in the bathroom. Me:  Did he? Jake:  He was constipated, did you know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Does a Gal Gotta Do to Get a Compliment Around Here &#8211; Oh Not That</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 23:06:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know what you&#8217;re thinking from the title and I&#8217;m so not going there. Though that would probably work with the hubby. But, that boat sailed on our wedding night. What? I&#8217;m Jewish, it&#8217;s in the handbook. We drop that trick from our repertoire faster than we admit to not liking football. Well, there are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jewish Mom Gone Mild &#8211; Ahem &#8211; Wild \ I&#8217;m a Jewish Mom What&#8217;s Your Excuse</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 14:06:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post is from my favorite new blog:  I&#8217;m a Jewish Mom, What&#8217;s Your Excuse?   It&#8217;s a blog about GUILT, ANXIETY, MISCONCEPTION, AGING, SEX, SARCASM, SALES, SHOPPING and OTHER SHIT. You do not have to be Jewish to read it, thought there is a reader test.  You only have to have a good sense [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Resolutions ANYONE Can Keep &#124; For 2012</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/top-ten-resolutions-for-2012</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 20:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This time of year I amuse myself by looking back at last year’s resolutions. Ones I made with the best intentions, like learning an instrument or a foreign language. Last Hanukkah I had my husband buy me a guitar. I had all the confidence in the world that by this New Year&#8217;s, I would balk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Politically Incorrect Meets the Forth Grade</title>
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		<comments>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/the-most-politically-incorrect-moment-that-i-somehow-wasnt-a-part-of#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 23:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple weeks back, I went to my son’s school as a volunteer for his holiday class party.  In an attempt to be overly PC they had all the usual non-denominational stuff: snow flake making, a toilet paper snowman contest, and other things related to snow and not Chanukah menorahs or Christmas trees or whatever [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Little Things that Make me Wanna to Convert</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 16:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, the to-go cup ornaments at Starbucks are really challenging my faith.  I may just have to convert.  I mean have you seen them? They&#8217;re like tiny hot and cold drinks with straws and mini logos. So cute I just want to pinch them and make tiny lattes to drink out of them.  The truth [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DON&#8217;T Analyze This</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 19:09:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Counseling Addiction -  Those were the words in the title of an email I just received.  I didn&#8217;t read on, I didn&#8217;t have to.  I get the gist and I&#8217;m shocked. It&#8217;s never dawned on me that this would be an issue, but why the fuck not?  I mean, tons of people love counseling &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What you Should Never Ever do When you Forget Someone&#8217;s Name</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 02:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At a very lovely party I went to last weekend, which ironically happened to be a baby naming, don’t worry, you’ll get the irony later, I had one of my more humiliating moments.  Let’s say I’ve had more my share of humiliating moments (See Humiliation on the Roller Rink, a Freudian Slip to make Freud [...]]]></description>
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