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	<title>Jenny  From  the  Blog presents . . . . The Suburban Jungle &#187; funny</title>
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		<title>Moms of Boys are Jealous Bitches &#8211; So Here&#8217;s a Contract for Potential Future Wives</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:38:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The day a baby boy is born you begin to worry about the evil wench who is going to steal him away.  And rightfully so, one day some harlot is going to try and make him hers, but you know what?  He asked you to marry him first.  Sure he was 4, but you win Moms, YOU WIN!  Now, if said harlot could simply sign this contract you can give him to her with your blessing.  This is for any Mom of a boy... ]]></description>
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		<title>What Does a Gal Gotta Do to Get a Compliment Around Here &#8211; Oh Not That</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 23:06:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know what you&#8217;re thinking from the title and I&#8217;m so not going there. Though that would probably work with the hubby. But, that boat sailed on our wedding night. What? I&#8217;m Jewish, it&#8217;s in the handbook. We drop that trick from our repertoire faster than we admit to not liking football. Well, there are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jewish Mom Gone Mild &#8211; Ahem &#8211; Wild \ I&#8217;m a Jewish Mom What&#8217;s Your Excuse</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/jewish-mom-gone-wild-i-mean-mild</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 14:06:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/?p=3227</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This post is from my favorite new blog:  I&#8217;m a Jewish Mom, What&#8217;s Your Excuse?   It&#8217;s a blog about GUILT, ANXIETY, MISCONCEPTION, AGING, SEX, SARCASM, SALES, SHOPPING and OTHER SHIT. You do not have to be Jewish to read it, thought there is a reader test.  You only have to have a good sense [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Little Things that Make me Wanna to Convert</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/little-things-that-make-me-want-to-convert</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 16:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, the to-go cup ornaments at Starbucks are really challenging my faith.  I may just have to convert.  I mean have you seen them? They&#8217;re like tiny hot and cold drinks with straws and mini logos. So cute I just want to pinch them and make tiny lattes to drink out of them.  The truth [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can&#8217;t a Nice Jewish Girl Sit on Santa&#8217;s Lap Without Being a Ho Ho Ho?</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/cant-a-nice-jewish-girl-sit-on-santas-lap</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/cant-a-nice-jewish-girl-sit-on-santas-lap#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 17:45:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.suburbanjungle.net/?p=477</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s that time of year again&#8230; Time for that timeless Jewish tale that should be read the night before Christmas after eating Chinese and watching whatever movie your kids talk you into. I’m not gonna throw myself under the bus and call my children spoiled, as I would have only myself to blame.  I will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Ate My Cat While I Was Sleeping!</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/weird-sleep-disorder</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 14:48:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.suburbanjungle.net/?p=129</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; I thought I would update you on the progress of acquiring a sleep disorder that ups my productivity. I don’t know whether to celebrate or throw in the towel. For the last two days I have given myself subliminal messages about accomplishing tasks in my sleep, as planned. I wrote phrases on flash cards [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Schtupping Brad Pitt is Interfering with my Productivity</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/schtupping-brad-pitt-is-interfering-with-my-productivity</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/schtupping-brad-pitt-is-interfering-with-my-productivity#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 16:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have actually figured out How to Add More Productive Hours to the Day - This is Fool Proof or Fool Worthy. Step 1: stop having so much sex with Brad Pitt. I know, "Obviously," but they get more obscure, I promise.
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		<title>Altoids and Coffee a Deadly Combination?</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/altoids-and-coffee-a-deadly-combination</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/altoids-and-coffee-a-deadly-combination#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 12:34:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This could be the 2000's version of Pop Rocks and Coke!  Listen, if your head explodes, don't say I didn't warn you!]]></description>
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		<title>How to Retain Water and Lose Sanity</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/how-to-retain-water-and-lose-sanity</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/how-to-retain-water-and-lose-sanity#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 14:49:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/?p=2964</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sure, you read articles all the time on how NOT to retain water and how celebrities cleanse and diarrhetic out the toxins and cholonic out the backed up sewage, but rarely do people tell you how to retain fluids and keep those toxic invaders in and that&#8217;s why I&#8217;m writing this. to write it the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Our Babysitter May be in a Cult, but at Least She&#8217;s Available Saturday Night</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/our-babysitter-may-be-in-a-cult-but-at-least-shes-available-saturday-night</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/our-babysitter-may-be-in-a-cult-but-at-least-shes-available-saturday-night#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 15:03:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/?p=2868</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sunday morning my son informed me of that our new babysitter is Pescatarian. “You mean Presbyterian?” “No Pesc,” Jake corrected “Well, it’s actually Presbyterian,” I said trying to right his wrong.  Unlike when he was little and I found total amusement in his mispronunciation of words.  So much so, that I would repeat them back [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Conversations with Produce &#124; How to Handle Ornery Oranges</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/conversations-with-produce-how-to-handle-ornery-oranges</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/conversations-with-produce-how-to-handle-ornery-oranges#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 13:44:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On my way back from a recent trip to Whole Foods, I was in my car thinking about my highly inflated purchases, and wondering how much of my food’s airfare I had paid for. My grapes were imported from from Chile, my oranges from South Africa, and my avocado from Argentina. It dawned on me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I May Have Run Over an Elderly Gentleman While Driving Carpool&#8230; Oops</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/i-may-have-run-over-an-elderly-gentleman-while-driving-carpool</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/i-may-have-run-over-an-elderly-gentleman-while-driving-carpool#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2011 11:55:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[See how polite I’m being?  Calling him an elderly gentleman and not some wrinkly old curmudgeon?  No, that would be rude and I am not rude.  Well, unless you consider running a poor old curmudgeon over with your car &#8220;rude.&#8221;   Then yes, I may be rude, but I have an excellent vocabulary and that [...]]]></description>
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