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	<description>I would look more like this chick --&#62; if she were folding laundry</description>
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		<title>By: jen</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/rumors/comment-page-1#comment-1568</link>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:33:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh my! you are taking heat for crackers and here I am threatening to squirt mine with breast milk..then there is the occasional middle of the night pillow smack (I&#039;ve convinced him he&#039;s dreaming shshshsh! Don&#039;t tell!). Not to mention offering to poison my friends&#039; cheating husbands. I hope he doesn&#039;t press charges!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh my! you are taking heat for crackers and here I am threatening to squirt mine with breast milk..then there is the occasional middle of the night pillow smack (I&#8217;ve convinced him he&#8217;s dreaming shshshsh! Don&#8217;t tell!). Not to mention offering to poison my friends&#8217; cheating husbands. I hope he doesn&#8217;t press charges!</p>
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		<title>By: Jamie</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/rumors/comment-page-1#comment-1342</link>
		<dc:creator>Jamie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 19:38:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m not worried.</description>
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		<title>By: Terrena Shea</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/rumors/comment-page-1#comment-1337</link>
		<dc:creator>Terrena Shea</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:53:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He&#039;s lucky he didn&#039;t get a frying pan upside the head. Good for you for showing restraint!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8217;s lucky he didn&#8217;t get a frying pan upside the head. Good for you for showing restraint!</p>
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		<title>By: Susan Winlaw</title>
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		<dc:creator>Susan Winlaw</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:56:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Loved the story and I can totally identify to the carving up an area carpet because of a beloved pet&#039;s pee. Our old and senile cats had gotten this way several years ago. And I would rather cut out the pee from an area of carpet than have them put down. We were able to give them lots of love and hugs until major illness ended their lives. But a little pee is nothing to be concerned about. 

Chewing up the new wool carpet - certainly not the puppy&#039;s fault. Husband needs chastising but he knows the financial outcome of his forgetting to crate the new arrival when he wanted to doze off. I like the bag of oyster crackers idea best. 

Hugs and be Safe Driving always.......Susan@CarAdviceForWomen.com
May you have a wonderful weekend with no stress. S&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Loved the story and I can totally identify to the carving up an area carpet because of a beloved pet&#8217;s pee. Our old and senile cats had gotten this way several years ago. And I would rather cut out the pee from an area of carpet than have them put down. We were able to give them lots of love and hugs until major illness ended their lives. But a little pee is nothing to be concerned about. </p>
<p>Chewing up the new wool carpet &#8211; certainly not the puppy&#8217;s fault. Husband needs chastising but he knows the financial outcome of his forgetting to crate the new arrival when he wanted to doze off. I like the bag of oyster crackers idea best. </p>
<p>Hugs and be Safe Driving <a href="mailto:always.......Susan@CarAdviceForWomen.com">always&#8230;&#8230;.Susan@CarAdviceForWomen.com</a><br />
May you have a wonderful weekend with no stress. S&gt;</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 22:41:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Mom Blogs - Blogs for Moms...&lt;/strong&gt;

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		<title>By: Sam</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/rumors/comment-page-1#comment-1196</link>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 03:13:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i sympathize completely.  My weapon of choice is the kleenex box.  I picked that one up from my Mother in law.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i sympathize completely.  My weapon of choice is the kleenex box.  I picked that one up from my Mother in law.</p>
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		<title>By: Insanitykim</title>
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		<dc:creator>Insanitykim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 02:09:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OK I have to admit I read the last two posts and all I can remember is that you said Swedish Fish. Because, I love, nay, LURVE Swedish Fish and no one in my immediate vicinity knows what they are. Except the guy at Rite Aid. &#039;Cause I buy the 9 dollar 10 pound bag, with my jug of sangria, every week.

Please throw Swedish Fish at me. I&#039;ll chew on your rug if I need to.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK I have to admit I read the last two posts and all I can remember is that you said Swedish Fish. Because, I love, nay, LURVE Swedish Fish and no one in my immediate vicinity knows what they are. Except the guy at Rite Aid. &#8216;Cause I buy the 9 dollar 10 pound bag, with my jug of sangria, every week.</p>
<p>Please throw Swedish Fish at me. I&#8217;ll chew on your rug if I need to.</p>
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		<title>By: Bari</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/rumors/comment-page-1#comment-1194</link>
		<dc:creator>Bari</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 01:36:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just saw an article in Pyschology today that said if a woman has a problem with a man it may just be her problem...Well I say NAH! I&#039;ve got a husband, I know whose problem it is.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just saw an article in Pyschology today that said if a woman has a problem with a man it may just be her problem&#8230;Well I say NAH! I&#8217;ve got a husband, I know whose problem it is.</p>
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		<title>By: wilern</title>
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		<dc:creator>wilern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 22:32:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I told you, it&#039;s you.  I thoroughly enjoy reading your work. Keepm coming.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I told you, it&#8217;s you.  I thoroughly enjoy reading your work. Keepm coming.</p>
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		<title>By: Barry</title>
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		<dc:creator>Barry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 22:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I sent this revision/explanation to Marks lawyer and he will have the warrent recinded. I sympathize with you, delegating, and feel I might have the same problem with people I know. It&#039;s not a gender thing. Play nice!! Love your latest writing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I sent this revision/explanation to Marks lawyer and he will have the warrent recinded. I sympathize with you, delegating, and feel I might have the same problem with people I know. It&#8217;s not a gender thing. Play nice!! Love your latest writing.</p>
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		<title>By: Alison</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alison</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:20:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would love to have read the notes that were actually concerned for Mark&#039;s well being. My G-D people these are oyster crackers for f**k sake—I mean, I could understand if they were the oyster-ball variety, but the crackers...PLEASE! I am so glad that you, Jenny, fessed up about Mark&#039;s inability to take care of a puppy for 20 freaking minutes. I have yet to allow my husband to spend more then a few minutes alone with my, oh I mean, our dog. If I am going to be out for a good amount of time, I actually call in our pet sitter to walk, feed, and give fresh water to our pooch, for fear that I come home to a dead dog! I know we all love our men to pieces but at times they can really test our patience, sanity, and good-hearted nature! Too funny Jenny, and by-the-by, I think this means that once the puppy is house-broken, a new, gorgeous, oriental rug should look beautiful in the spot where the eaten one is now!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would love to have read the notes that were actually concerned for Mark&#8217;s well being. My G-D people these are oyster crackers for f**k sake—I mean, I could understand if they were the oyster-ball variety, but the crackers&#8230;PLEASE! I am so glad that you, Jenny, fessed up about Mark&#8217;s inability to take care of a puppy for 20 freaking minutes. I have yet to allow my husband to spend more then a few minutes alone with my, oh I mean, our dog. If I am going to be out for a good amount of time, I actually call in our pet sitter to walk, feed, and give fresh water to our pooch, for fear that I come home to a dead dog! I know we all love our men to pieces but at times they can really test our patience, sanity, and good-hearted nature! Too funny Jenny, and by-the-by, I think this means that once the puppy is house-broken, a new, gorgeous, oriental rug should look beautiful in the spot where the eaten one is now!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Anne Louise Bannon</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/rumors/comment-page-1#comment-1183</link>
		<dc:creator>Anne Louise Bannon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 20:27:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jenny - I feel your pain.  Husbands who don&#039;t listen are a blot on the universe, and yet, we still love them.  And I think occasionally, throwing something that couldn&#039;t possibly hurt him is not a bad option.  It&#039;s a gray area, though, and so many of us want to label things as one way or the other just because it&#039;s easier that way.  The problem, I believe, is that when we label everything as &quot;abuse,&quot; what is genuinely abusive gets lost in the shuffle.

Now, if your close friends were gently suggesting you have a problem with anger, or if your posts were regularly filled with name-calling and other abusive language, then the commenters might have a point.  

Anne Louise Bannon
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jenny &#8211; I feel your pain.  Husbands who don&#8217;t listen are a blot on the universe, and yet, we still love them.  And I think occasionally, throwing something that couldn&#8217;t possibly hurt him is not a bad option.  It&#8217;s a gray area, though, and so many of us want to label things as one way or the other just because it&#8217;s easier that way.  The problem, I believe, is that when we label everything as &#8220;abuse,&#8221; what is genuinely abusive gets lost in the shuffle.</p>
<p>Now, if your close friends were gently suggesting you have a problem with anger, or if your posts were regularly filled with name-calling and other abusive language, then the commenters might have a point.  </p>
<p>Anne Louise Bannon<br />
yourfamilyviewer.com</p>
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