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Quick Byte

The Principal of a local middle school was arrested for trying to strangle his wife in her sleep, with her hoodie string. The obvious question is …Who wears a hoodie to sleep?

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6 Responses to “Quick Byte”

  1. Insanity Kim Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    Sheesh, all this time I have just been wearing the string!

    Strings don’t kill people.

    Husbands with strings kill people.

  2. Jen Q. Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    I thought all clothing items with strings were recalled – for just such a reason. I smell a lawsuit against the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission.

  3. Amy Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    I say we call the Fashion Police! I can’t blame a man for trying to off his wife for committing such a heinous fashion crime! Simple case of vigilante justice.

  4. Bari Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    I’d like a little more info…like did she yell at him first,
    did he loose his job, was it a string fetish or perhaps she was just cold.

  5. Barry Says:
    January 15th, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    I think you’re just stringing me along. Can’t wait for your next blog

  6. Cherie Says:
    January 16th, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    Actually I think he probably thought she was the the Unibomber and obviously and intruder.

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