Comments on: Sex Or Oven Cleaning. That Is The Question?

By: Jenna

Jenna — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:30:11 +0000

Now I REALLY want to party with you, JFB! (Not in a creepy I-kissed-a-girl-way or anything. Just cuz you’re funny. And as a fellow BLUCHer, I know we’d have lots to chat about…) Thanks for the laugh!

By: Petula

Petula — Fri, 08 May 2009 21:04:09 +0000

You are such a trip! LOL… Uh, so did you get to keep the panties and where can I get some ’cause I don’t have a husband waiting at home for me? … I really enjoy your posts.

By: admin

admin — Fri, 08 May 2009 03:51:22 +0000

I’m happy to see so many new readers and commenters. Keep em coming.. I am very insecure and need constant affirmation. “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough.”

Also, welcome Cheryl we will have lots to talk about at book signings.

I have to give Rachy credit for the Swiss Army knife response. It was hers, I plagiarized it and made it my own, which was all in the name of comedy.

And a sorry to “Disappointed,” it was all written in fun there is nothing serious about this post… especially the part about me having my fair share of you know what… it’s comedy. Comedy I tell you. … “And gosh darnit, people like me.”

PS meeting of BLUCH
(Brash Loquacious Uncomfortability Caused Humorists)next Thurs. See many of you there.

<3 jenny from the blog

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Fri, 08 May 2009 01:45:37 +0000

Sure, you had me hooked with the use of “penis expert” (Was there a course of study in that in college? But then wrapping with this? “our already perfect, albeit infrequent, sex life.” We’re soul sisters!

Thanks for following my blog; I’m reciprocating enthusiastically. (NO G spots involved…just to clarify…)

By: Disappointed

Disappointed — Thu, 07 May 2009 19:35:22 +0000

It is your life and you choose what to do with it.
I am disappointed with the so called sexpert mentioned in your post on learning that She used Vishnu name for a sex toy. If you run into her again do let her know that it is the name of a Hindu deity and many may find it very offending. I hope she has a faith and believes in god no wonder by whatever name she refers to God. Hope she considers how she would feel if her toy were named after her god’s name whatever faith she believes in.

I really pity the misrepresentation on India & Hinduism especially since Hinduism is a mature way of life that has been around over 5000 years. I hope someday the west will understand the true meanings and get rid of misrepresentations caused by Indiana Jones temple of doom movie, countless other videos and viral clips about India or Indians that show a bad thing and don’t point out the good things, the past administration’s habit of blaming everything on India and China, whatever misunderstandings there are about Kamasutra.

I hope you take my feedback in a good spirit and that it applies to the expert of yours and not to you.

By: Kristen

Kristen — Thu, 07 May 2009 19:23:25 +0000

You just made me spit my coffee all over the computer I was laughing so hard! Hilarious!

By: BookCents

BookCents — Thu, 07 May 2009 19:08:01 +0000

ROTFLMAO!
That was priceless.
Thanks for the giggles and laughter

By: Terrena

Terrena — Thu, 07 May 2009 17:18:34 +0000

If you wrote every day then I’d laugh every day.

By: Christopher

Christopher — Wed, 06 May 2009 15:38:54 +0000

Surely, that was metaphorical milk that got frothed.

I signed up via RSS. Nice work!

By: Rebecca L

Rebecca L — Tue, 05 May 2009 20:47:21 +0000

That is great! My oven reallllly needs to be cleaned…not metaphorically speaking…I seem to always take the other option.

By: Cynthia

Cynthia — Tue, 05 May 2009 19:58:54 +0000

This post put a smile on my face and I laughed out loud frequently. Hilarious.

By: Erik Deckers

Erik Deckers — Tue, 05 May 2009 18:34:14 +0000

But I guess the biggest question for me is why would anyone want to froth their milk with a vibrator?