Comments on: Dangerously Lazy

By: admin

admin — Thu, 28 May 2009 17:03:24 +0000

I loved all your lazy moments and am thinking of stealing some for my next blog. I would fully plagiarize because I am too lazy to think of my own stuff and I will give no credit, because that would take way too much effort. You guys could sue, but by the looks of it, you will be too lazy to do so.

Jenny from the blog

By: Ed

Ed — Thu, 28 May 2009 14:32:21 +0000

Not dangerously, just chronically. Like holding my pee in long enough so that the resultant stream will be forceful enough to blast the toilet bowl clean. One man’s lazy is another’s pragmatic.

By: rachy

rachy — Mon, 18 May 2009 03:56:26 +0000

many of these sound familiar! but here’s 2 thoughts:

1) when i’m too lazy to cook dinner, i order out from a restaurant near home. it takes me 12 min. to walk from the subway to the restaurant and 15 min. for them to prepare my order. so i call when i get out of the subway, and by the time i walk there and pay, it’s ready. no waiting!!

2) the ultimate lazy tale about shaving is not doing it (or all of it). way up here in the great white north, we’re all well covered up in winter. and being 6 ft. tall, there’s a lot of “lawn to mow” on these legs. who would know if i don’t mow upper 40%? there’s no neighborhood assoc. checking it out, right?

while i usually maintain the “pits” in all seasons, last week i noticed in the shower that i was a little behind schedule. there was this nice soft fuzz, almost like baby’s hair! it was seemed so smooth and cute, i was thinking of leaving it!

By: Marc

Marc — Sun, 17 May 2009 03:48:38 +0000

Bravo! Yes, I am guilty as sin when it comes to taking shortcuts.
Just loved that moment when I tossed a towel on the floor, misted the floor with cleaner, then placed my feet on the towel and proceeded to mist and clean the flooring in two rooms…only to find my wifes white cashmere sweater was stuck to the underside!
Great Post! Marc

By: jr

jr — Sat, 16 May 2009 12:19:55 +0000

I got married because I knew I wanted kids but am too lazy to care for them.

By: Michelle

Michelle — Sat, 16 May 2009 01:22:43 +0000

I text my son from the other room because I am just too darn lazy to get up and go in the other room.

By: Insanitykim

Insanitykim — Sat, 16 May 2009 00:20:29 +0000

I am so lazy I probably won’t finish th

By: Barry

Barry — Fri, 15 May 2009 21:07:30 +0000

Maybe some of your laziness will rub off The other side of the coin is those of us that desire to be a little more lazy. I don’t think shaving my face with a blade without a handle, is something I’d try. Sounds like a good way to lose a lot of blood or maybe my Nose. Hope your not too lazy to read these comments.

By: Rebecca L

Rebecca L — Fri, 15 May 2009 20:17:14 +0000

All I can say is that laziness loves company…well, maybe not literally. After all that involves house cleaning. But I do love to know that others have the same penchant for cutting corners. But we aren’t alone! Oh no. Otherwise would our lexicon contain such shortcuts as LOL or LMAO or even TTFN if we weren’t a culture of inherently lazy people? Would we have microwaves? Remotes?

By: Karen B. Rosenberg

Karen B. Rosenberg — Fri, 15 May 2009 14:15:40 +0000

Grabbing the mail from the mailbox at the the top of our driveway as I drive home. Only sounds lame when I have to explain to people why I have so many scratches along the left side of my car…..

My husband is the best at picking things up with his toes so he doesn’t have to bend to reach them…..

And asking my kids to get everything for me from the comfort of my couch (a blanket, the remote, the phone, my laptop…..).

Oh, and faking taking a nap when my husband comes home to explain why nothing’s been done around the house.

By: kim505

kim505 — Fri, 15 May 2009 14:09:21 +0000

I’m too lazy to bring things in from the car.
Cups, books, toys, trash…

But my car is not messy because I have everything elaborately organized. I apparently am not too lazy to organize the clutter – just to carry things into the house.

By: admin

admin — Fri, 15 May 2009 13:51:47 +0000

Well mom, I mean cherie, it is clear who I get this fabulous trait from.

Genn- I love your laziness. I will have to try the first. Usually I call for a reservation when I get in the car, so I don’t have to put my name on a list when I get there. Sometimes I even pretend to know the mgr which makes them uncomfortable that they don’t remember me and then they give me a table, sometimes they even send drinks. That one really cracks me up. I also call for pick up from outside a restaurant when the line is too long so I don’t have to wait in it. But to call for delivery… brilliant.

J from the B