Comments on: We’ve All Done Something Illegal, Right?

By: Bari

Bari — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 01:36:33 +0000

All can say is my college days were saner…NOT…but I won’t tell you how. My secrets are going to the grave!

By: Ed

Ed — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:19:41 +0000

Oh, the temptation to RickRoll is so strong right now. Must. Forget. 90s.
80s. Already. Blur.
70s? Biatch, please.
Sweet Karma, I tended bar at a few places not far from your school in the late 80s/early 90s (Tugboat Annie’s, Fat Tuesday’s, The Button et al). I remember going into a place in Miami with a visiting friend who insisted buying me a few of those test tube shots. No joke, while I thought the shot girl was way hot, I puked for like 2 days after that. After I leggo’d my eggos ’til the eggos ran dry, I pledged my undying love to the Tequila Popper girl at some industrial club on Commercial Blvd. in Ft. Lauderdale. One bitter divorce later, I can’t help but think you’re somehow responsible. Victimless crime, my ass.

By: I Love Brownies

I Love Brownies — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:45:06 +0000

You are a hardened criminal and I’m from Texas which means you should be shot. NO….not sell SHOTS…BE shot!
Probably mostly for the crimes of fashion. HEY (in my Jim Gaffigan voice) I like flannel.

By: Jamie

Jamie — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 23:29:18 +0000

Jenny…I am shocked!

By: admin

admin — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 20:37:37 +0000

Insanity Kim I did not give you herpes!!! Nancy… drugs are illegal?

By: Insanitykim

Insanitykim — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 16:28:33 +0000

Great. Now I know where I got herpes from. Thanks for exercising unabashed 90210 indiscretions as a 20-something hotty mc-shotty…

Psh…alcohol does NOT kill germs, unless you add fire, then it kills everything. Is that what your friend did? I am so buying that 19.95 background check thingie and checking out your claims.

And, I would say saving about 100,000 more worms should pay for your sins.

By: nancy schutt

nancy schutt — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 04:21:37 +0000

Geez are you a lightweight. no DRUGS? How could you get thru college without illegal drugs?
Just for your information regarding the murder topic- I live in Seattle where it rains alot and we have snails the size of bananas, in fact, they are called banana slugs. They devastate my garden, but I can’t bear to murder them so I gather them up and transfer them-that is, drive them 2miles away to a local green space and release them where they reduce a small forest to stubs of ferns. A time when murder is appropriate, but still…

By: admin

admin — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 23:03:35 +0000

I’ve got the college crew today, except Leah O., who is a serious criminal, but if it’s for a good cause, is it crime? Hmm, I’ll leave that to smarter people.

PS those guess high heeled tennis shoes where the “bomb,” I was so “psyched” to be wearing them… I’d wear them now, “NOT.” “Psyche,” I would. Like, “whateverrrr.”

By: Dan McCarthy

Dan McCarthy — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 22:39:00 +0000

That was funny! You’re really good. I enjoy keeping up with you through your posts. Stay cool.

By: Jill

Jill — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:59:07 +0000

I love the last paragraph! I remember rocking those jean shorts and flannels right next to you, it was like we all had a uniform on! Remember the high heel sneakers (actually I would really like another pair of those.)
You always looked hip and beautiful!

By: Alison

Alison — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:09:35 +0000

Good one Jenny!!!! Love it, and I wish I had known your secrets, they would have come in handy during my stint as shot girl!

P.S. alcohol kills the germs, no worries!!!! ;oP

By: Leah O.

Leah O. — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:39:13 +0000

That’s not so bad. I once decorated my school with graffiti due to the a crappy attitude against gays at my school.
I never got caught, but through loose lips everyone knew it was me.