“Mommy, you look snazzy!”
“Snazzy, huh? That’s a good word. I feel snazzy.”
G-d, that kid is cute, I thought to myself, as I slipped on my snazzy stilettos.
“Yeah, Mom, you look like a hooker!”
Here’s where you should insert the sound effect of a record being scratched to a halt, in the middle of a beautiful ballad.
“I’m sorry, what?”
HAHAHA!! That is awesome. Mine told me that if I was chasing him, all he would have to do is run into the gym. He said I would never follow him in there.
Nice. And a little true.
Mom off Meth recently posted..Too old
From the mouth of babes…
OK, I just left a comment on the website where you wrote the full story, and then realized it wasn’t YOUR blog. So here it is again …
I’m 30, unmarried, no kids, and usually despise anything even remotely close to the genre of “mommy blog content.” But this … THIS … this article was freakin’ HILARIOUS!
Had me falling off my chair and bellowing out loud in my quiet, Corporate America cubicle, during coffee break. Absolutely f-ing awesome. You are one funny lady!
And your daughter is awesome, too. Sounds like she takes after you!
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That is hilarious…in the good definition.
That’s awesome! I love your righting, Jenny. You’re a smoking HOT HOOKER! =)
righting? hahahah WRITING!
I’ve noticed that dress like a hooker trend with my friends and sisters-in-laws.
Well at least she thought it was a compliment! Her intentions were good!
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these kids have a culture issue, if these are the references they come up with. sorry to say