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Comment on Moms of Boys are Jealous Bitches – So Here’s a Contract for Potential Future Wives by Jenny from the blog

Jenny from the blog — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 21:31:36 +0000

Oh Rachel – not only will they find wives, they’ll be great husbands because we’ve made them sensitive, empathetic, and courteous!!! We seriously good moms right, bitchy and jealous, but damn good!

Comment on Fifty Shades of Why Can’t I Put this Trashy Book Down? by Linda

Linda — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 13:30:25 +0000

The thing about your slightly condescending, acerbic and obviously jealous comments are that they are all true!!! You are so funny. It is worth reading the series just to be able to understand your references.

Comment on Moms of Boys are Jealous Bitches – So Here’s a Contract for Potential Future Wives by Rachel

Rachel — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:55:13 +0000

well — my husband says that my boys are never going to be able to get married b/c I spoil them too much — hooray!!
fabulous post — Rachel

Comment on Moms of Boys are Jealous Bitches – So Here’s a Contract for Potential Future Wives by Jenny from the blog

Jenny from the blog — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 19:32:54 +0000

Not a contract per say, but I’d like you standing behind me as she signs, while you bang your fist into your hand. I know you got my back. All 92lbs of you can take any chick down to the ground!

Comment on Moms of Boys are Jealous Bitches – So Here’s a Contract for Potential Future Wives by Bari

Bari — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:41:36 +0000

Can grannies get contracts too, cause I’d put the skids on any trashy girl that tries to steal your perfectly wonderful , amazingly brilliant, exuberantly sweet baby boy ( and I’m just sayin’ his weak points)!

Comment on Moms of Boys are Jealous Bitches – So Here’s a Contract for Potential Future Wives by Jenny from the blog

Jenny from the blog — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:19:39 +0000

Oh, Cristie – I will definitely take her shoe shopping, but be warned, she will need to sign this contract… in blood! I’m just saying now might be a good time to mention Jake’s addiction to sports and betting. Like you could go with “It’s not you it’s him, he’s a loner… a rebel” You know, something to warn her that you didn’t quote from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure as I just did.

Comment on Moms of Boys are Jealous Bitches – So Here’s a Contract for Potential Future Wives by Cristie

Cristie — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:41:05 +0000

Please… I’m trying to get mine to marry yours! I keep telling her that you’d make a very cool MIL. (to which she totally agrees). She asked if ours get married if she can shoe shop with you! Loves your shoes apparently!

Comment on Moms of Boys are Jealous Bitches – So Here’s a Contract for Potential Future Wives by Jenny from the blog

Jenny from the blog — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 13:00:46 +0000

Yes, Cassie, yes you are. BTW I love how your called bleeping amazing and didn’t feel the need to bleep the “fucking” in your comment. If you let that go, I wanna know what’s bleep worthy!

Comment on Moms of Boys are Jealous Bitches – So Here’s a Contract for Potential Future Wives by Bleeping Amazing

Bleeping Amazing — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 12:45:13 +0000

AMEN, sister. I am not about to lose my son or my other son for some hooker in a tight pair of daisy dukes. “You’re son is so adorable! You’re so screwed!” My friends remind me all the time. I’m sorry. Go find someone else to torment. My boys think I am the best thing in the history of ever and I am SO not going to share. But then again, I want grandbabies. I’m totally fucking screwed.

Comment on Moms of Boys are Jealous Bitches – So Here’s a Contract for Potential Future Wives by Jenny from the blog

Jenny from the blog — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 07:14:40 +0000

Weezy (is it ok if I call you Weezy?) You know what, don’t waste your time trying, put it to better use, like trying to find girls you find appropriate and chasing those you don’t approve of away with threats, and an evil cackle.

Comment on Moms of Boys are Jealous Bitches – So Here’s a Contract for Potential Future Wives by weezafish

weezafish — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 06:21:33 +0000

Oh. My. God. I have two boys, four and two, and I’m already in a state about this. My Mum, who’s had three girls and two boys, just lent me a book called Daughters in Law, on the same subject. I will try my hardest to like my daughters in law and future daughters in law. I will try. I probably won’t succeed. I will probably turn in to a MIL from hell. But I’ll try not to.

Comment on Moms of Boys are Jealous Bitches – So Here’s a Contract for Potential Future Wives by Jenny from the blog

Jenny from the blog — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 22:22:50 +0000

YES I think a signature in blood is necessary. Perhaps you can get a little extra and do a secret test for communicable diseases without consent. Mwhahahah….