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	<title>Jenny  From  the  Blog presents . . . . The Suburban Jungle &#187; parenting</title>
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		<title>Fifty Shades of Why Can’t I Put this Trashy Book Down?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 05:28:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And Men- you will never meet a girl who goes from a virgin to a sex starved, multiple orgasm having, spanking liking, sex slave who’s uncomfortable with you spending money on her!  Like Nessie, the tooth fairy, and non lesbian softball coaches: they do not exist.  
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		<title>You May Just be a Jewish Redneck if… &#124; Funny Stuff I did Elsewhere</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:20:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You May Just be a Jewish Redneck if… Ok, here&#8217;s a post I worked on at my other site, but it cracked me up soooo much I thought I&#8217;d share it.  Feel free to share it with your Jewish friends as well!  Oh, and tell me your fave&#8230; mine is:  &#8211; You end all prayers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Things I Wanted to do with My Life and Clearly Never Will</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 23:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Humor for anyone who has a goal they never accomplished! Ok, so it's my Birthday, a day filled with the logging of new wrinkles and the circling of new cellulite dimples that I will have to remove at 40, it has dawned on me what I have not accomplished and what I will never accomplish in life.  EVER! ]]></description>
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		<title>The Jesus Question All Jews Dread &#124; Funny Shit I Wrote Elsewhere</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 17:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This conversation occurred a couple days ago.  What it taught me? As my children get older, I’m less capable of competent parenting.

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		<title>Mom: Can you Die of Constipation&#8230; Elvis Did</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 17:01:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My son&#8217;s birthday is the same day as the King.  Oh, you know, THE King.  This is the enlightening conversation we had to commemorate his birthday.  I hope the King had other conversations to eavesdrop on at the time. Jake: Elvis died in the bathroom. Me:  Did he? Jake:  He was constipated, did you know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Post is Not for the Conservative &#8211; ahem &#8211; Straight Laced &#8211; ahem &#8211; Uptight</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 19:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: Surfing the Internet While Schtupping &#8211; A Multitaskers Dream  Alternate title:  There&#8217;s Nothing like a good well placed &#8220;f*ck.&#8221; A bit too racy for my site, but if you like that kinda thing &#8211; Hooka &#8211; enjoy. &#8220;&#8230;Maybe I want to check Perez to see who Carnie Wilson ate to gain all the weight [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Resolutions ANYONE Can Keep &#124; For 2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 20:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This time of year I amuse myself by looking back at last year’s resolutions. Ones I made with the best intentions, like learning an instrument or a foreign language. Last Hanukkah I had my husband buy me a guitar. I had all the confidence in the world that by this New Year&#8217;s, I would balk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Politically Incorrect Meets the Forth Grade</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 23:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple weeks back, I went to my son’s school as a volunteer for his holiday class party.  In an attempt to be overly PC they had all the usual non-denominational stuff: snow flake making, a toilet paper snowman contest, and other things related to snow and not Chanukah menorahs or Christmas trees or whatever [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Little Things that Make me Wanna to Convert</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 16:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, the to-go cup ornaments at Starbucks are really challenging my faith.  I may just have to convert.  I mean have you seen them? They&#8217;re like tiny hot and cold drinks with straws and mini logos. So cute I just want to pinch them and make tiny lattes to drink out of them.  The truth [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can&#8217;t a Nice Jewish Girl Sit on Santa&#8217;s Lap Without Being a Ho Ho Ho?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 17:45:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s that time of year again&#8230; Time for that timeless Jewish tale that should be read the night before Christmas after eating Chinese and watching whatever movie your kids talk you into. I’m not gonna throw myself under the bus and call my children spoiled, as I would have only myself to blame.  I will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We Used to Play Family Now it&#8217;s &#8216;Modern Family&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 04:47:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What happened to playing house with Mommy Daddy and Baby?  It's been replaced with Jay, Gloria, Manny, and your favorite gay uncle, obviously.  The Modern Family prevails.]]></description>
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		<title>DON&#8217;T Analyze This</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 19:09:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Counseling Addiction -  Those were the words in the title of an email I just received.  I didn&#8217;t read on, I didn&#8217;t have to.  I get the gist and I&#8217;m shocked. It&#8217;s never dawned on me that this would be an issue, but why the fuck not?  I mean, tons of people love counseling &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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