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	<title>Jenny  From  the  Blog presents . . . . The Suburban Jungle &#187; Mommy Rant</title>
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		<title>Moms of Boys are Jealous Bitches &#8211; So Here&#8217;s a Contract for Potential Future Wives</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:38:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The day a baby boy is born you begin to worry about the evil wench who is going to steal him away.  And rightfully so, one day some harlot is going to try and make him hers, but you know what?  He asked you to marry him first.  Sure he was 4, but you win Moms, YOU WIN!  Now, if said harlot could simply sign this contract you can give him to her with your blessing.  This is for any Mom of a boy... ]]></description>
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		<title>I Ate My Cat While I Was Sleeping!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 14:48:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; I thought I would update you on the progress of acquiring a sleep disorder that ups my productivity. I don’t know whether to celebrate or throw in the towel. For the last two days I have given myself subliminal messages about accomplishing tasks in my sleep, as planned. I wrote phrases on flash cards [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Power of Thought</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Nov 2010 10:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[More interesting than the power of positive thinking is the power we give our own thought.  Read it, it's not as astute as it sounds... I's-a promises.]]></description>
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		<title>Things That Make You Go HMMM &#124; Jenny From the Blog</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 12:30:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So this is one of those things that makes me go hmmm?  It also makes me seek first aid.  There is a person who truly enjoys watching me on the ground in pain... and it is not my husband. (if that's what you were thinking)]]></description>
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		<title>Goodbye Disney World, Hello Backyard</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/dear-mickey</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:58:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mickey: Please don’t take this the wrong way, but I think we need to take a break. Sure, I love the way you and your friends with oversized heads eat breakfast with my family and entertain us with your theme parks, but you ask for so much in return. I pay a near fortune [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Believe The Hype:  I&#8217;m contributing to a new book!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 14:26:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is some of the early hype on the book.  I am excited to be a part of it and like they say at the Oscars, &#8220;Thrilled to be in such great company.&#8221;  I expect you all to buy at least 10 copies.  What?  Don&#8217;t worry about the economy, I&#8217;ll sign them and then you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let me disband the rumors of my spousal abuse.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 18:20:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday&#8217;s post was short and sweet, well that may not be the right word, let&#8217;s call it upsetting. Apparently, some people were concerned about the spousal abuse I am inflicting on my husband. Let me clarify, I do not throw objects at Mark very often, ever really, except apparently the occasional dull mini cracker; which [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Are We All Pathetic Or Is It Just Me?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Example 1)  This morning’s alternating AOL headlines went something like this:  Car Dealers are desperate, month’s best deals. ‘Dancing’ reveals star replacement, see who it is. Part-time job market picking up, there may be hope. Obama to reverse stem cell policy.  Are you kidding me?  There is a replacement on dancing with the stars?  All [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Name Our Dog Butt Munch!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:45:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My children are in that phase where all words referring to bodily functions and private parts are hilarious to think of, let alone utter. I call it the Beavis and Butthead phase, and I am eagerly awaiting it’s passing. However, I am not holding my breath as it appears my husband never actually outgrew it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Have Found A Way To Add More Productive Hours To Every Day!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 18:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My theory on the principal who attempted to “sleep” strangle his wife with her hoodie string, is that he was actually lucid and when she awoke he pretended to be asleep. This is something even a 4yr old can do. I know, my kids and husband are pros at fake sleeping, especially when avoiding a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can A Nice Jewish Girl Sit On Santa&#8217;s Lap Without Being A Ho Ho Ho?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 16:49:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the unabridged version of the published article. I’m not gonna throw myself under the bus and call my children spoiled, as I would have only myself to blame.  I will say, however, they have an extreme sense of entitlement, which I am sure has little to do with them being lavished with gifts [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Those Blond Haired, Blue Eyed, Big Boobed, Skinny Girls Are Annoying</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:36:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning while my friend Susan was driving back from carpool she decided to complain about the sun. The conversation went something like this: Susan: The sun this morning is relentless. I can barely see. I think it’s because I have such blue eyes that I’m so sensitive to the light. Me: (mocking in a [...]]]></description>
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