Comments on: The Water Retention Is Diluting My Sanity

By: Jamie

Jamie — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 17:56:25 +0000

“still me” line very funny! One piece of advice…maybe you should add listening to your home answering machine to your list (in case someone has something important to tell you.) Then you won’t have to worry about 60 Minutes or the News. Hint Hint!

By: PVD

PVD — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 00:06:04 +0000

YOU ARE NUTS! LOVED IT-ESPECIALLY WHEN U CHANGED ACCENTS!:)

By: Insanitykim

Insanitykim — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 18:58:37 +0000

I eat 25 Altoids after my 12 shot latte in the morning, and I am still here…

However if I stand up too fast I can’t see, my tongue goes numb, as do my hands, and I can’t hear anything, for like, 15 seconds.

Only the latter statement is true, unfortunately.

By: Sam

Sam — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:59:46 +0000

oh i love it

By: Bari

Bari — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 01:43:13 +0000

O.K. Jen,

My professional opinion is that you’ve finally let artistic license run your life,

By: Lily

Lily — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 23:48:33 +0000

urtwisted!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 23:21:50 +0000

Mom Blogs – Blogs for Moms…

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By: Julie

Julie — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:30:38 +0000

It’s now obvious the dangers of combining, carpool, altoids, and coffee. you’ve definitely lost it but can still make your readers laugh at and with you.

By: Sarahbeth

Sarahbeth — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:07:50 +0000

You’re hilarious dah-ling. Thank you for making my day!

By: Cherie

Cherie — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:49:43 +0000

You have finally lost it!!! I’m calling the loony bin to come get you. If you see the men in white coats, they’re just there to pump your stomach. Tee Hee. I’m rally worried about ya, Luv. You know I can’t speak in a British accent. Keep em coming and pretty soon I’ll need to join you.

By: Debbie

Debbie — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:43:29 +0000

I hope the tea was decaf!!

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:25:26 +0000

I’m surprised that one of the reality shows hasn’t had a “fear factor” event eating garlic and Altoids.

You keep me laughing. Thanks.