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By: pamela

pamela — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 07:11:59 +0000

Awesome post! So very well written and hilarious!

what is it with us moms and vampires? did you know we are called twimoms or something like that LOL

By: faemom

faemom — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:59:10 +0000

Great post! At least your husband is trying, mine rants about how it;s pedophila in disguise. Well, it would be If it weren’t FICTION. It was nice reading the books to remember a time when you were all caught up and goofy.

By: Holly Bowne

Holly Bowne — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 13:22:08 +0000

Now THAT was funny! I’ve also been reading (a.k.a. obsessed with) the TWILIGHT series. I just finished reading the fourth book, turned to look at my adorable hubby all bundled up in his favorite chair, watching that goofy men-fighting show and thought: “There must be a way I can turn our 22-year-old marriage into an Edward-Bella romance? Hmm. Maybe I should bite his neck…”

By: Holly Bowne

Holly Bowne — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 13:18:15 +0000

Now THAT was funny! And I too have been reading (a.k.a. obsessed) with the TWILIGHT series. I just finished the fourth book, turned to look at my hubby all bundled up in his favorite chair watching that goofy men-fighting show, and thought, “there must be a way I can turn this 22-year-old marriage into a Bella-Edward romance. Hmm. Maybe I’ll ask him to bite my neck…”

By: JEBrown

JEBrown — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:25:18 +0000

Cute post. I suppose I’m with Lisa – Marriage-less and Edward-less. Haha, does that mean that we are romance-less as well??

By: Lisa @ Serah's

Lisa @ Serah's — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:04:47 +0000

I guess I’d better not start reading those books then. I’m not married but I’ll get out there looking for the hard to find. LOL

By: Insanitykim

Insanitykim — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 21:20:38 +0000

Oh crazap.

You’re into Ed too? Mr. Ed? Mr. Pale ale? Ugh…

Every woman I know on the planet is trying to get me to watch the movie/read the books.

What really bothers me is these books were written by a woman.

See, if like, John Mayer wrote them, I might just read them. I have no desire to be wooed by a woman or her fictional characters. Ew.

Shock therapy sounds great…

By: Kristen

Kristen — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 01:33:42 +0000

I wasn’t so much disappointed that my HUSBAND wasn’t Edward as I was that NO ONE I EVER DATED was ever like Edward. I was at least as needy for protection as Bella and no one ever stepped up. And I didn’t realize they should have until I read about Edward. Maybe if there had just been vampires at my high school…

By: admin

admin — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:11:09 +0000

It’s so sad… I’m trying to read slower to ward off the impending depression of being done and not dating Edward anymore…