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		<title>By: Santa</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/being-a-hohoho/comment-page-1#comment-901</link>
		<dc:creator>Santa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 13:27:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Happy Saturday! nice piece,. Enjoyed &quot;ice Jewish Girl Sit On Santa&#039;s Lap Without Being A Ho Ho Ho? &#124; Suburban Jungle&quot; although maybe not everyone did. I&#039;ll be back. Just subscribed to your feed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy Saturday! nice piece,. Enjoyed &#8220;ice Jewish Girl Sit On Santa&#8217;s Lap Without Being A Ho Ho Ho? | Suburban Jungle&#8221; although maybe not everyone did. I&#8217;ll be back. Just subscribed to your feed.</p>
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		<title>By: mr.bakugan</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/being-a-hohoho/comment-page-1#comment-693</link>
		<dc:creator>mr.bakugan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 14:36:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So Lucky That I found your blog and great articles. I will come to your blog often for finding new great article from your blog. Thank you</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So Lucky That I found your blog and great articles. I will come to your blog often for finding new great article from your blog. Thank you</p>
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		<title>By: Chat&#8230;Just Because &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Blog finds: Suburban Jungle and LA365</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/being-a-hohoho/comment-page-1#comment-637</link>
		<dc:creator>Chat&#8230;Just Because &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Blog finds: Suburban Jungle and LA365</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 05:08:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] on this one. So true! Are You Stupider After Having Children? I&#8217;s Be Too. Then there was: Can a Nice Jewish Girl Sit on Santa&#8217;s Lap Without Being a Ho Ho Ho? and Why Are Men Such [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] on this one. So true! Are You Stupider After Having Children? I&#8217;s Be Too. Then there was: Can a Nice Jewish Girl Sit on Santa&#8217;s Lap Without Being a Ho Ho Ho? and Why Are Men Such [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Santa</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/being-a-hohoho/comment-page-1#comment-539</link>
		<dc:creator>Santa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 14:24:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>About that girl willing to go &quot;south&quot; ?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>About that girl willing to go &#8220;south&#8221; ?</p>
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		<title>By: Connie</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/being-a-hohoho/comment-page-1#comment-529</link>
		<dc:creator>Connie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 19:52:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hate to tell you...didn&#039;t you hear?  We told our kids that the reason it&#039;s going to be a lean holiday season is because Santa had a stroke back in March...he was old, very old...1800 years old...the doctors did everything they could... they tried, they really tried, but Santa won&#039;t be coming this year...  The kids cried for a few weeks, missed a little school, lost some weight, but they are all better now, only a few sniffles now and then.  Good luck with your wish list!  Good humor!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hate to tell you&#8230;didn&#8217;t you hear?  We told our kids that the reason it&#8217;s going to be a lean holiday season is because Santa had a stroke back in March&#8230;he was old, very old&#8230;1800 years old&#8230;the doctors did everything they could&#8230; they tried, they really tried, but Santa won&#8217;t be coming this year&#8230;  The kids cried for a few weeks, missed a little school, lost some weight, but they are all better now, only a few sniffles now and then.  Good luck with your wish list!  Good humor!</p>
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		<title>By: Bridget Weller</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bridget Weller</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 00:52:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don&#039;t know. Can a nice non-Jewish girl sit on santa&#039;s lap without being a ho ho ho?  Personally, I ain&#039;t promising to be good for twelve months unless there is some kind of kick-back involved.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t know. Can a nice non-Jewish girl sit on santa&#8217;s lap without being a ho ho ho?  Personally, I ain&#8217;t promising to be good for twelve months unless there is some kind of kick-back involved.</p>
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		<title>By: Lori</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lori</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 15:19:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is the funniest thing I&#039;ve read in a long time.  I think having children provides us Moms with an enormous amount of material to work with, and I see you have your share.  Awesome article and I have sent a copy to my Jewish girlfriends and my Christian girlfriends.  Neither were offended.  They both thought it was very funny.  Keep them coming! :}</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is the funniest thing I&#8217;ve read in a long time.  I think having children provides us Moms with an enormous amount of material to work with, and I see you have your share.  Awesome article and I have sent a copy to my Jewish girlfriends and my Christian girlfriends.  Neither were offended.  They both thought it was very funny.  Keep them coming! :}</p>
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		<title>By: jodie</title>
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		<dc:creator>jodie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 10:03:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just came across your site myself. I am also a writer of all things funny... you rock.   (And I NEVER say that)....  amazing writing. Keep it up!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just came across your site myself. I am also a writer of all things funny&#8230; you rock.   (And I NEVER say that)&#8230;.  amazing writing. Keep it up!</p>
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		<title>By: Bari</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bari</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:06:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jen,
   I always knew Santa was a fun guy
I just didn&#039;t know he was so wild!
         Keep your stories comming-
They&#039;re funnier and funnier!!
Great adult holiday cheer!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jen,<br />
   I always knew Santa was a fun guy<br />
I just didn&#8217;t know he was so wild!<br />
         Keep your stories comming-<br />
They&#8217;re funnier and funnier!!<br />
Great adult holiday cheer!</p>
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		<title>By: Barry</title>
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		<dc:creator>Barry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:51:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did you have strange  discussions with your invisible friends when you were a kid? Did these thoughts / rantings start after leaving the &quot; Funny Farm?  Strange parent or two?  I love reading your work and try not to think of the possible origins. Keep them coming.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did you have strange  discussions with your invisible friends when you were a kid? Did these thoughts / rantings start after leaving the &#8221; Funny Farm?  Strange parent or two?  I love reading your work and try not to think of the possible origins. Keep them coming.</p>
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		<title>By: JULIE</title>
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		<dc:creator>JULIE</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:39:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>MY SENSE OF HUMOR REALLY DIGS YOUR UNABRIDGED VERSIONS.....THE FUNNIEST YET!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>MY SENSE OF HUMOR REALLY DIGS YOUR UNABRIDGED VERSIONS&#8230;..THE FUNNIEST YET!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Alison</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/being-a-hohoho/comment-page-1#comment-502</link>
		<dc:creator>Alison</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:10:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Listen hear sweetie—from your &quot;token-Catholic&quot; sister, if Santa hears your pleas before accommodating mine, we are going to have to have a talk. Maybe I should get you to do my bidding for me—I know that your &quot;peeps&quot; are better at the bargaining table than I am so maybe I should consider getting my husband, also Jewish, to start representing me at the Santa Station in the mall. Please keep me informed about how it all works out for you; I will start planning my course of action immediately! 

P.S. Very, very funny!!! And by the way—no way am I offended, I am using this as arsenal in my newly acquired contraband. Thanks in advance for the help.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Listen hear sweetie—from your &#8220;token-Catholic&#8221; sister, if Santa hears your pleas before accommodating mine, we are going to have to have a talk. Maybe I should get you to do my bidding for me—I know that your &#8220;peeps&#8221; are better at the bargaining table than I am so maybe I should consider getting my husband, also Jewish, to start representing me at the Santa Station in the mall. Please keep me informed about how it all works out for you; I will start planning my course of action immediately! </p>
<p>P.S. Very, very funny!!! And by the way—no way am I offended, I am using this as arsenal in my newly acquired contraband. Thanks in advance for the help.</p>
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